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from $28.00

The perfect t-shirt to throw on when times are tough. Pair it with your favorite jeans or wear it to work on days when your boss be testin' you. It's soft and lightweight, preshrunk and flattering on all. (Tax and shipping included in price.)

Features:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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